Tagged: elgin

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Old Ruin Is Eyesore

Oot for a wander took this photie of an Elgin poop bin, bloody building in background has ruined it though ! Cooncil need to get rid of these old ruins cluttering up the place....

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Were You At The Dandy Lion Unveiling?

Everyone remembers where they were when The Dandy Lion statue was unveiled. Most people in Moray were there and the ones that couldn’t make it watched live on TV and streams from the interwebs....

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Most Moaning Moray Metropolis

Elgin was officially awarded the prestigious ‘Most Moaning Moray Metropolis’ award by a jury of online and offline journalists last night. Moanin C#nt Algorithms employed to monitor social media and print media went into overload...

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DUKE HAS SPAVER OPEN AT ELGIN MONUMENT

DUKE HAS SPAVER OPEN ON ELGIN MONUMENT World renowned archaeologist Professer Naffa Man has made an amazing discovery during a survey of Elgins Lady Hill. It would appear that the statue at the top...

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Elgin Man Has Bath At Right Temperature

::Exclusive:: ‘ Elgin Man Has Bath At Right Temperature ‘ In a shire first if not world first Elgin man Joe Davie had a bath last night that was exactly the right temperature when...

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Are Council Getting Rid Of Elgins Rainforest.

A war of blustering,quoting and despairing to the press broke out this week amongst Morays local councillors, politicians and campaigners. The reason for getting the high horses out of the barns and dusting them...