Summer Smells And Penguins
This weeks surprise sunny weather was celebrated by Morays farmers in the only way they know how. With a huge Slurry spreading rally right outside every main town. “Nothing says sunny summer days like the stench of rotten manure in liquid form”, explained Iain a farmhand seen spreading today.
As the temperature soared so did the smell as it wound its way down every city street and into every passing car.
The smell didn’t deter a group of visiting penguins who had migrated here for the annual marriages on the beach. With at least 20 pairs getting tied doon to years of nagging aboot the cauld n pushing eggs aboot with their feet all winter.