Schools Out For Summer
The School holidays start the day, back in my day we couldna wait to get oot the place and doon the river tae muck aboot on rope swings etc. Noo abody is ‘Graduating’ fae Primary School! with limo’s to dances,proms n speeches. Abody gets an award tae ‘ Thats ma loons certificate for being first ane to go to toilet everyday ‘.
It won’t be long til they are bored with the ipads,iphones,xboxes n 24 hr a day crisps n coke, why don’t we also have summer camps and ship them off for a couple months! Noo theres a good American idea to incorporate. Well if yer pullin yer hair oot aready heres somethin to keep them occupied.
Why not go on the Elgin tourist trail. Start off at the official birthplace of Mr DandyLion who was born and stayed at Brucelands for most of his funfilled life. The first person to be born half lion half fish his house is a marvel in inflatable technology from the late 1800’s. Recently refurbished by some heritage fund with new safety nets in the windows.
The world would be a different place today without his idea of bounce economics which most countries still employ today.