Most Moaning Moray Metropolis
Elgin was officially awarded the prestigious ‘Most Moaning Moray Metropolis’ award by a jury of online and offline journalists last night. Moanin C#nt Algorithms employed to monitor social media and print media went into overload as local Elginers complained about statues up the street, the road system and the colour of the sky.
“Up until 6pm Elgin was far down the national city complaints table but an upsurge in moaning keyboard activists online pushed the Toon to the top of the pile, just in time for the close of this years voting”. explained a stats scientist nerd.
Now to celebrate the cooncil is thinkin of changing the Toons tagline on the signs as ye enter and leave the Toon, from ‘You’ll Be Glad We Are Not Buckie’ to ‘ By F#ck We Like To Moan’ . “I’m sure this will please those Bah Humbugs online “, said a cooncil insider.