Moray Air Stopping Ronaldo Screamers
Scotland may not qualify for another Tournament but last nights game between New Zealand and Portugal has a lot to thank a Morayshire loon for.
If and when Ronaldo bullets a screamer into the top corner of the goal, the ball will nestle into a net with holes made right here in Moray. Cullen loon Hugh Jorgan makes every hole for every net in every FIFA tournament. “When fishin went doon the drain my family started makin the nets for FIFA, but noo the nylon net is made in China we just supply the holes,” explained Mr Jorgan.
Hugh sends boxes of fresh Cullen air to a secret facility in China where he has been assured the Moray air is inserted into every net. ” I dinna even receive money for this anymore, its just a hobby.
FIFA tried to stop me but Chinese holes are nae use, its Scottish holes that stop fitbas goin through nets and always will be,” Hugh told us as he wafted air into a nearby box with his Sunday paper.