Meteor Puts End To EastEnders In Buckie
BUCKIE MANS TELLY OF 50 YEARS SUCCUMBS TO METEOR IMPACT
The bright flash that lit up the NorthEast last night and was thought to be a meteor, was said to have burnt up at an altitude of 20 miles without any pieces reaching Earth. But Buckie loon Billy Tennent has claimed the meteor actually fell doon his chimney and pinged off the living room wall and into his Telly.”
I’ve had that Telly 50 year and noo im suing Nasa for a curved 4k 60 inch ane fae Currys.I had just finished watching The One show and their interesting footage of rhubarb growing , and was settlin doon to get depressed watchin Eastenders.” Billy reckons its Nasa’s fault for anything space related and is pursuing them for compensation by email and twitter messages.