Mega Mega Pound Gold BargainLand is Opening
If there’s one thing super shopping fanatic Betty Garbles likes its bargain shops and her dreams are coming true as another penny pinching trackle shop opens up Elgin High Street.
Mega Mega Pound Gold BargainLand will be the umpteenth toiletry and glitter wig outlet in Elgin and Betty is in heaven.
“Noo i can spend a day Sunday visiting all these stores wanderin roond like a zombie pointing at bargains tae ma hubby . I spend aboot £4 a day at these stores on ready made micro-omelettes n glue on nails.”
Betty isn’t the only one excited about all these shops though…..oh wait aye she is.