Mad Facebookers Were Goin Free Bag Ballistic Today
Mad facebookers were goin free bag ballistic today. All because the cooncil made the decision to remove free broon bags fer drunks n teenagers tae hide their booze in when drinkin in public.
“Sometimes a ferget tae get a bag fer ma whitelightning n have tae drink it in full view o cops,ducks n fowk picking up dog shite with paid for plastic bags that they own and the cooncil didna provide,” burped Sandy Buckfizzle.
“They used to give em awa at librarys n community halls and the cooncil picked up the tab cain, but noo im supposed tae get ma ain? i feel ma human rights is been infringified and a should be compensated , perhaps with beer.”
We witnessed dozens of teenagers swigging from beer bottles in full view of the public at the local park due to the cooncil decision. MP and Sith Lord Duggie Tosser got wind of the facebook frenzy against the cooncil and quickly ordered stormtroopers in the locality to email the cooncil asking for a rescindment of the bag ban, in accordance with the wishes of Emperor Theresa May. The cooncil has noo went back on the decision in the face of the might of the Imperial fleet of emailers and facebookers.