It’s not our fault, is the new slogan for Moray Cooncil
Massive cuts are due at Moray cooncils complaints dept after the surprise Tory win in the UK general election. Having grown into one of the biggest departments in local cooncil history due to road debacles,planning crisis, flood carry ons and numerous other cockups . They can now relax as locals blame the Torys for everything. Having trademarked the phrase ‘I Blame the Cooncil’ in 1992, the cooncil made £3million in copyright infringement fines last year alone. But noo the Tories will be getting the blame for everything, quite rightly too, they can relax and pay off 4000 highly trained ( apology staff) and close 1000 24hr complaint hotlines.
“If fowk complain to us, which we think they won’t, we will put them through to Tory HQ instead. [ It’s not our fault ] is the new slogan we hope to roll out across the shire soon.” said a gleeful relieved downtrodden Cooncil spokesperson.