Forres Man Finds Face Of Strachan On His Toast
Monday afternoon was just like any other day for Dougie Sand from Forres until he decided to have beans on toast for dinner. “I had just pit doon ma White Lightning bottle when the toaster popped and a got a huge surprise,” said Dougie. “There staring oot fae the toast was the face of Gordon Strachan !! former Coventry and Southampton manager. I couldna believe it , wis this a sign or an omen, i hurriedly woke up 2 of ma mates on the sofa and showed it to them, they couldn really see a face. Jist jealousy i reckoned cause o ma luck cain , i phoned ma brither to come roond to see it and tak a foto wi his fancy phone. Unfortunately o of ma drunken pals had spread marmite on the craggy face of Gordon and noo it looked mare like ET fae that film that i canna mind the name of . Anyways a never liked that film so i fed it to the dog afore my brither got here and noo havna got any proof,” he told us over the phone. We declined to any further interviews and assured Dougie we would run the story. So here’s a photo of someone else’s toast with a face.