Forres Enters The Record Books
Due to a dodgy tape measure and a misplaced decimal point, Forres entered the record books for 3 hours this week. The reason? They had the tallest phone booth in the world, it had came 2nd on the list of tallest buildings at 2,717ft when actually it was 2.7mtrs.
” As soon as the Guinness book of records phoned and told us we had made the list, well i started ordering tshirts,posters mugs all proclaiming Forres as home of the worlds 2nd tallest building,” exclaimed Forres tourist chief Dan Druff.” I felt such an idiot when the cooncil phoned later tae say they had made a mistake in the numbers.”
Now campaigners are demanding the cooncil actually build the 2nd tallest building in the world right here in Forres Moray.
“We havna had a campaign since the furore over the hanging basket chain lengths 2 years ago,” said a recently motivated moaner. Will Forres soon have a massive erection in the Town ? Will you join the ‘ Non Erection Correction Campaign 2017 ‘ ?