Elgin Man Has Bath At Right Temperature
::Exclusive:: ‘ Elgin Man Has Bath At Right Temperature ‘
In a shire first if not world first Elgin man Joe Davie had a bath last night that was exactly the right temperature when he got in. “It wisna too hot or too cauld, it was just fine n dandy”
As Joe soaked his worries away his long suffering wife Betty, who’d ran the bath called her pal Netta to break the news.” Netta was speechless when I tell her I just ran it wi baith taps on, the hot a bitty faster than the cauld n it just happened, nae buggering aboot adding hot or cauld efterwards.”
“That’s the BBC NEWS on the mobile I better go ” said Netta as she hung up on us.
( BREAKING NEWS ) Joe n Netta will be on the One Show on Monday night explaining all.