Dalmation Missing In Bishopmill
The scourge of Dog Fouling in Moray has a new nemesis, Undercover dog wardens.You may have read about Operation Typhoon in the papers but we can exclusively reveal a photo of the dog wardens in action.
“Dressed as dogs we can move about without suspicion getting up close and personal to catch dogs in the act and fine their owners,” barked dog warden Brian Griffin. “I have even fouled the park myself to try get deep undercover and a feeling for why the dogs feel the need to make unsightly mess. To date we have caught 3 owners not picking up poop and i myself personally caught 2 tennis balls and retrieved a gentleman’s lost stick.”
Just as we went to press cooncil dog warden Barkley Willocinder Cottagepug a female Dalmation has gone missing, she was last seen running towards bishopmill area , if anyone see’s her do not approach as she is uncertain of strangers please contact the cooncil thanks.