Conedemnation For Vandalism Attack On Historic Monument
Shock as not for the first time but for the seconed time Moray woke up to a traffic management vandal attack today. Popular Elgin monument The Dandylion once again had a cone decoration upon his heid. Conedemning the attack a local monument admirer who had travelled from Keith to take a selfie with his favourite Cat based Moray statue bemoaned, ” It maks a mockery o the sophistication o the Lions ootfit and paints the hale toon in a bad light, and it ruins ma photo”.
In a further shocking developement Elgin Shitey Fitba Club were out looking for two wayward soccer players who had been telt to dribble roond 3 cones and then come back roond and dae it again. The poor short wearing sportspersons are thought to have been the first victims of the cone attack. After one of the cones had been taken to put upon The Dandylions heid the fitba players had dribbled roond 2 cones then kept on going. They were last seen heading up the hill oot o Bishopmill and possibly towards Lossie. Trainer Shuggie McShuggers said ” Oor only hope is they come across road works with cones or another cone like structure ,like say a discarded dunces hat thus turning them back roond and hame. If you have seen black n white tshirted loons running past with fitbas at their feet please contact us, or throw a chippy cone doon in front of their dribbling.”