Bill Fae Buckpool Finally Landed A Job
Bill fae Buckpool finally landed a job at Buckie Tesco as a greeter. After 3 hours into his first day a loud,mean,unattractive woman enters the store with her two children, shouting obscenities at them the whole way.
Per his greeter instructions, Bill pleasantly says, “Good Morning and welcome to Tesco. Nice bairns you hiv there, are they twins?”
Agitated, the women sharply fires back, “F*ck no, they’re nae twins. This ane here’s 7, and this ane here’s 10. Why wid ye hink they’re twins? Are you fecking blind, stupid, or both?”
To which he replied, “Quine, am neither blind nor stupid. I just couldna believe that someone slept with you twice.”