Are Council Getting Rid Of Elgins Rainforest.
A war of blustering,quoting and despairing to the press broke out this week amongst Morays local councillors, politicians and campaigners.
The reason for getting the high horses out of the barns and dusting them off? Secret discussions that Moray Cooncil supposedly had about getting rid of Elgins Rainforest.
” This rainforest is now down to one brick wide and has caused twisted ankles and wet socks , we believe having these discussions is the only way forward to come up with the best plan to placate the whole of Moray”, said the Cooncil leader from behind his huge wallet.
Toeree MP Duggie Toss was furious when he found out nobody had asked him aboot it. ” Just cause its nothing to do with me, doesn’t mean i shouldn’t be told, i need to organise a photo shoot and slowly move my facial features into concerned look mode”. He also blamed everyone for being in cahoots and how abody was oot to get him and he wisna happy and would tell all his pals in London. The Local Conservative wasn’t sure if he was for conservation though and will have to liaise with the Darkside to see if his Sith Lord was involved in the discussions first. Moray Cooncil were miffed and called for more biscuits and more meetings
At the same time Campaigners who had lain dormant since the last local furore over a road , emerged from their catacombs to start posting blogs,memes and unsmily faces on facebook.
Will Elgins Rainforest be saved or paved ?