A ventriloquist Is Touring The Halls Of North East Scotland
A young ventriloquist is touring the halls of North East Scotland and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Moray.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb country bumpkin farmer jokes when a Farmer in the 4th row stands on his chair and starts shouting:
“Here a’ve heard enough of yoor stupid country fowk jokes. What maks ye think ye can stereotype Fermers that wy? Fit does far a loon bides hae tae dae wi his worth as a human being?
It’s fowk like you who keep country fowk like me fae bein respected at work and in the coommunity and fae reaching oor full potential as a person. Because you and yer kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only fermers, but country fowk in general, and all in the name of humour!”
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the Farmer yells, “You stay oot o’ this, min! Am talking to that wee c*nt on your knee.”