A Bridge Too Far And Too Dear
With the news that naebody cains who owns the Lossie bridge goin ower tae the East Beach and the fact its gonna cost a fortune to fix it. It looks like it might finally rust away and disappear very soon.
We look at the options on the table to save our access tae the dunes.
Checkout these great inflatable runs , only usable in summer and take 3 days to inflate.
A zip wire from prospect terrace will propel you at speeds of 70mph down to the beach, coming back across is still being discussed.
A fleet of underwater taxis will ferry folk back n forth.
Watch yer step on these slippery stones, great fun.
Who needs bypasses when ye can have this fancy dan bridge.